Thread Must Die! - Page 1507

Squinky · 07-25-2008, 01:26 PM

Hey, Jatsie started the date rape jokes...

Jatsie · 07-25-2008, 02:35 PM

People don't write enough songs about date rape.

I'd like to take this opportunity to condemn Stanley Kubrick. Why must you show me a naked granny covered in leprosy sores? WHY!? As if I don't already struggle enough with the female form!

Luckily it came after the point in the film where Jack Nicholson cracked open the Jack Daniel's, and being unable to bear watching him drink alone, I promptly followed suit.

Huz · 07-25-2008, 03:05 PM

What a bastard. Shelley Duvall is bad enough. :~

Jatsie · 07-25-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Huz

What a bastard. Shelley Duvall is bad enough. :~

Haha, I totally agree, I keep mocking her acting, especially when Nicholson is chasing her up the staircase and she just screams and wildly swings a bat in his direction. I could have put on a wig and played that part better, lol.

Squinky · 07-25-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I could have put on a wig and played that part better, lol.

I'd like to see a Youtube video of that.

Jatsie · 07-25-2008, 03:22 PM

You grab the camera, I'll be in hair & makeup, and make sure to shoot me from the left, that's my best side.

Giligan · 07-25-2008, 03:39 PM

If the left is your best side, why are you voting conservative?

Squinky · 07-25-2008, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

You grab the camera, I'll be in hair & makeup, and make sure to shoot me from the left, that's my best side.

Will do, love.

Jatsie · 07-25-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Giligan

If the left is your best side, why are you voting conservative?

Because despite your disconnected logic, my politics have nothing to do with which side I look most sexy from.

Jatsie · 07-25-2008, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Squinky

Will do, love.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/500772710_5568de217c.jpg

Try to look less like an aged version of the nerdy one from 90210.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 07-25-2008, 07:58 PM

Horny people stare at your tits/crotch.

Squinky · 07-25-2008, 11:05 PM

So does your mom.

UPtimist · 07-25-2008, 11:51 PM

That's an unfortunate misspelling in your name, Squiddy, you really meant to have your name as Squinnky, right?

Like squinn, as in Aequipecten operucularis.

RLacey · 07-26-2008, 01:56 AM

Hammerite · 07-26-2008, 02:02 AM

RLacey · 07-26-2008, 02:34 AM

Jatsie · 07-26-2008, 03:05 AM

I kinda feel bad cos we all forgot it was Hamsie's birthday yesterday.

*stepurhan* · 07-26-2008, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

People don't write enough songs about date rape.

Do you mean apart from this one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I kinda feel bad cos we all forgot it was Hamsie's birthday yesterday.

Then let's make up for it now.

Happy Belated Birthday Hammerite!

I so want one of these.

RLacey · 07-26-2008, 12:41 PM

The only date rape song worth knowing.

07-25-2008, 11:52 AM	#30121
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07-25-2008, 01:26 PM	#30122
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Hey, Jatsie started the date rape jokes... __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

07-25-2008, 02:35 PM	#30123
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	People don't write enough songs about date rape. I'd like to take this opportunity to condemn Stanley Kubrick. Why must you show me a naked granny covered in leprosy sores? WHY!? As if I don't already struggle enough with the female form! Luckily it came after the point in the film where Jack Nicholson cracked open the Jack Daniel's, and being unable to bear watching him drink alone, I promptly followed suit. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

07-25-2008, 03:22 PM	#30127
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	You grab the camera, I'll be in hair & makeup, and make sure to shoot me from the left, that's my best side. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

07-25-2008, 07:58 PM	#30132
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Last Online: 11-21-2010 07:25 PM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	Horny people stare at your tits/crotch. __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

07-25-2008, 03:05 PM	#30124
Huz Kersal Massive Last Online: 11-17-2012 11:27 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,430	What a bastard. Shelley Duvall is bad enough. :~

07-25-2008, 03:39 PM	#30128
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	If the left is your best side, why are you voting conservative?

07-25-2008, 11:05 PM	#30133
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	So does your mom. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

07-25-2008, 11:51 PM	#30134
UPtimist Life and times of... Last Online: 04-13-2014 04:36 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	That's an unfortunate misspelling in your name, Squiddy, you really meant to have your name as Squinnky, right? Like squinn, as in Aequipecten operucularis.

07-26-2008, 01:56 AM	#30135
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07-26-2008, 02:02 AM	#30136
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07-26-2008, 02:34 AM	#30137
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07-26-2008, 03:05 AM	#30138
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	I kinda feel bad cos we all forgot it was Hamsie's birthday yesterday. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

07-26-2008, 12:41 PM	#30140
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	The only date rape song worth knowing. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.