Thread Must Die! - Page 1675

Sage · 02-05-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazhara7

You know, there's such people that believe that Elves are more perfect than humans in every matter. So perfect, in fact, that their bodies do not produce waste - meaning they don't have any lower body openings except maybe those required for reproduction.

I think that's very disturbing.

I'd rather think elves make poodoo too.

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Interesting.
I know that angels "make poodoo", because it falls to earth in the form of these:

(Styrofoam packing material)

If angels make poodoo, then certainly elves do as well.

Giligan · 02-05-2009, 08:41 AM

So why are those things water soluble, then?

Sage · 02-05-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

So why are those things water soluble, then?

The packing peanuts made of styrofoam aren't water soluble. I can only assume this is because they are, in a manner of speaking, "holy relics" and therefore "incorruptible".

The water soluble packing peanuts, which were/are made from starch, were found to be a little too environmentally-friendly because they have the undesirable quality of being delicious and very attractive to pests such as rats, mice, and roaches. As far as I know, the water soluble packing peanuts have been consigned to history as a good idea whose one negative quality outweighed it's several positive ones.

Squinky · 02-05-2009, 09:56 AM

My farts smell like potpourri.

rlpw · 02-05-2009, 05:13 PM

I thought angels poohed marshmallows.

Squinky · 02-05-2009, 07:37 PM

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh.

RLacey · 02-06-2009, 06:24 AM

Giligan · 02-06-2009, 07:39 AM

Jokes are, like, so pre-digital age.

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 10:16 AM

I'm a frayed knot.

RLacey · 02-06-2009, 12:53 PM

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 01:52 PM

Twelve-inch pianist.

RLacey · 02-06-2009, 02:02 PM

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 02:18 PM

To get to the other side.

RLacey · 02-06-2009, 02:29 PM

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 03:17 PM

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

RLacey · 02-06-2009, 03:48 PM

Aunt you glad I didn't say Granny?

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 04:03 PM

Put a little boogie in it.

Giligan · 02-06-2009, 04:18 PM

I saw an F-4 Phantom up close today.

High point of the week. I want one of those, like, in my living room, you know? Right in front of my M-26 Pershing medium tank.

Squinky · 02-06-2009, 04:43 PM

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

rlpw · 02-06-2009, 05:35 PM

Girraffe Grief

02-05-2009, 09:56 AM	#33484
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02-05-2009, 05:13 PM	#33485
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02-05-2009, 07:37 PM	#33486
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-06-2009, 06:24 AM	#33487
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02-06-2009, 10:16 AM	#33489
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02-05-2009, 08:41 AM	#33482
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	So why are those things water soluble, then?

02-06-2009, 07:39 AM	#33488
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Jokes are, like, so pre-digital age.

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02-06-2009, 02:02 PM	#33492
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02-06-2009, 02:18 PM	#33493
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02-06-2009, 02:29 PM	#33494
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02-06-2009, 03:17 PM	#33495
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02-06-2009, 03:48 PM	#33496
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Aunt you glad I didn't say Granny? __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-06-2009, 04:03 PM	#33497
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Put a little boogie in it. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-06-2009, 04:18 PM	#33498
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	I saw an F-4 Phantom up close today. High point of the week. I want one of those, like, in my living room, you know? Right in front of my M-26 Pershing medium tank.

02-06-2009, 04:43 PM	#33499
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-06-2009, 05:35 PM	#33500
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Girraffe Grief __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter