Thread Must Die! - Page 457

UPtimist · 07-26-2006, 09:01 AM

Mad.

Mad is on square, guard den.

*stepurhan* · 07-26-2006, 01:39 PM

As a heterosexual male I find the new liquid soap at my workplace somewhat disturbing. I think this is because

It's slightly off whtie
It's slightly viscous
When you press the top it squirts out suddenly
Finally, and this I think is the clincher, because the windowsill it sits on gets direct sunlight for most of the day, IT'S WARM!

I'm not that sort of bloke, honest!

Sage · 07-26-2006, 01:45 PM

Is this stuff available in the US?

I'm just asking, mind you.

bulldog · 07-26-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

As a heterosexual male I find the new liquid soap at my workplace somewhat disturbing. I think this is because

It's slightly off whtie
It's slightly viscous
When you press the top it squirts out suddenly
Finally, and this I think is the clincher, because the windowsill it sits on gets direct sunlight for most of the day, IT'S WARM!

I'm not that sort of bloke, honest!

I am laughing my ass off.

*stepurhan* · 07-26-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sage

Is this stuff available in the US?

I'm just asking, mind you.

I'll be sure to note down all the manufacturers details tomorrow so you can order some.

If you feel that way inclined that is.

RLacey · 07-26-2006, 02:26 PM

Maybe the Thread should be covered in this soap. Then you'd all leave. Hopefully.

Karmillo · 07-26-2006, 02:30 PM

I think it will just atract more people than it would ward off

RLacey · 07-26-2006, 02:31 PM

True. Sadly.

Jatsie · 07-26-2006, 02:36 PM

Oooh, foam party, foam party!!!

RLacey · 07-26-2006, 02:37 PM

*Melanie68* · 07-26-2006, 03:17 PM

Haven't you heard of foam parties? I've never been to one but basically it involves horny people in their early 20's probably under the influence and dancing in lots of foam.

bulldog · 07-26-2006, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Oooh, foam party, foam party!!!

you are to funny

*stepurhan* · 07-26-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melanie68

Haven't you heard of foam parties? I've never been to one but basically it involves horny people in their early 20's probably under the influence and dancing in lots of foam.

Why?

Are plain old orgies not enough for these people?

seebaruk · 07-27-2006, 02:24 AM

Foam parties are/were huge in places like Ibiza, where everyone's high on drugs and dancing to crappy trance music. I remember seeing them advertised over here too. I say replace the foam with mud and the drugged up trance monkies with fit topless women, and we can get a serious party on the go

Jelena · 07-27-2006, 02:54 AM

Nothing beats a nighttime skinny dipping with the love of your life (large groups and sex isn't on my repertoir.) or morning sex.

This morning I was really tired and went out on the terrance for some breakfast and sat down on a wasp! Ouch!

Not exactly my idea of being approached from behind in the morning.

UPtimist · 07-27-2006, 03:30 AM

Might the wasp be that in your avatar?

bulldog · 07-27-2006, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Foam parties are/were huge in places like Ibiza, where everyone's high on drugs and dancing to crappy trance music. I remember seeing them advertised over here too. I say replace the foam with mud and the drugged up trance monkies with fit topless women, and we can get a serious party on the go

I agree, but for me replace the women and put in men. Instant party.

Jelena · 07-27-2006, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UPtimist

Might the wasp be that in your avatar?

No, that's a lazy bee.
The wasp is my enemy.

My butt hurts.

bulldog · 07-27-2006, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jelena

Nothing beats a nighttime skinny dipping with the love of your life (large groups and sex isn't on my repertoir.) or morning sex.

This morning I was really tired and went out on the terrance for some breakfast and sat down on a wasp! Ouch!

Not exactly my idea of being approached from behind in the morning.

I'm sorry you got stung, that it not a very good wake up call . I hope you feel better.

Jelena · 07-27-2006, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldog

I'm sorry you got stung, that it not a very good wake up call . I hope you feel better.

Thanks! It's better. It just was such a surprise.

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07-26-2006, 03:17 PM	#9131
Melanie68 Super Moderator Last Online: 05-19-2012 11:09 AM Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,907	Haven't you heard of foam parties? I've never been to one but basically it involves horny people in their early 20's probably under the influence and dancing in lots of foam.

07-27-2006, 02:24 AM	#9134
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Last Online: 05-18-2012 04:32 PM Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Foam parties are/were huge in places like Ibiza, where everyone's high on drugs and dancing to crappy trance music. I remember seeing them advertised over here too. I say replace the foam with mud and the drugged up trance monkies with fit topless women, and we can get a serious party on the go __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

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Jelena Lazy Bee Last Online: 06-06-2012 11:45 AM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Nothing beats a nighttime skinny dipping with the love of your life (large groups and sex isn't on my repertoir.) or morning sex. This morning I was really tired and went out on the terrance for some breakfast and sat down on a wasp! Ouch! Not exactly my idea of being approached from behind in the morning. __________________ Temporary guest in your life

07-27-2006, 03:30 AM	#9136
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