Three Questions - Page 2

Squinky · 12-02-2006, 12:14 AM

1. Because I don't have enough of an attention span for it, and I don't have enough of an attention span for most things that are generally considered "good".
2. I shave my underarms about once every couple of days during the summer, and not at all during the winter. I'm lazy. Also, I don't really have enough body hair to shave anywhere else.
3. I did for about fifteen years. Then I got LASIK'd.

***

1. Where do babies come from?
2. Did you ever actually believe in Santa?
3. Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was your favourite?

Lee in Limbo · 12-02-2006, 01:47 AM

1) Come over here and I'll show you.
2) Yes, when I was very young indeed.
3) I seem to recall preferring April in the cartoons, and none at all in the movies, personality-wise, but that's based on how they were depicted in the cartoons and movies. The original B&W comics were the only truly cool iteration of them, but it's been too long since I read any of those. Everything else has been crap since then.
____________________

1) Would you come over and help me paint?
2) If I were in the same room as you but you couldn't see or hear me, what would I see and hear?
3) Did I ever tell you that I was considering being a missionary or a reverend minister when I was in my early teens?

Maquisard · 12-02-2006, 02:29 AM

I know these aren't aimed at us non-Squinky folks, but I'll answer anyway.

1. Nope, I prefer painting all by my lonesome.
2. You would see me rocking out to some good music.
3. Nope, but that's a noble goal.

_______________

1. Who's the biggest smart-ass you know, and why?
2. Brushing your teeth: a necessity or a nuisance?
3. What's your favorite mode of transportation?

omloflump · 12-02-2006, 03:24 AM

1. If not me, some other guy.
2. It's fun in the shower — that's my two cents.
3. I live in an apartment, so elevation.
_______________

1. If I were to burgle you, what would you least like me to find?
2. Should Owen Wilson apologise to Steely Dan?
3. Michael Richards: misunderstood genius or cracker-ass?

Giligan · 12-02-2006, 07:59 AM

1. My 360.
2. Nope. The two of them should be locked in an empty room and given sharp objects.
3. The latter.

***

1. Elvis: like him/loath him?
2. Who is Mary Dilda?
3. Are you one of the people who have not noticed that the hat in Marquisard's avatar is painted in?

Squinky · 12-02-2006, 10:09 AM

1. Eh, he's okay.
2. Some sort of massage instrument that you would find in a store for adults? *shrugs*
3. Sadly, no.

***

1. Do soul mates exist?
2. Which do you find more acceptable: bestiality or paedophilia? (You HAVE to pick one.)
3. Boxers or briefs?

Lee in Limbo · 12-02-2006, 11:01 AM

Egads!

1) I think so. I used to believe adamantly in soul mates, but made the mistake of thinking I'd found mine, only to learn I was wrong. These days, I'd have to say I'm still not sure, but I'd like to believe again, in some fashion.
2) Damn. Moral dilemma. Both are wrong. One leaves emotional scars and confused sexuality. This would seem to argue for the former, which also factors into some bizarre spiritual rituals I've read about that I'm not at all inclined towards. However, somehow the former disturbs me even more than the latter. With the latter, at least it's your own species. I would have to say that, if it was really just a matter of legal definitions based on a teenager who is legally underage, perhaps that might be acceptable. However, anyone younger than, say... ummm, twelvish?... should be left alone. Still, if you are seriously considering one or the other, perhaps you should also consider voluntary medical castration.
3) Oh good, an easy one. Boxers. *nods emphatically*
____________________

1) Have you ever had strong romantic inclinations towards more than one person at the same time, whether you were involved with someone or not?
2) Have you ever been sexual with more than one person at the same time?
3) Have you ever felt compelled to tell someone you love them after a particularly good sexual experience (whether you'd told them previously or not)?

Jelena · 12-02-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Squinky

1. Do soul mates exist?
2. Which do you find more acceptable: bestiality or paedophilia? (You HAVE to pick one.)
3. Boxers or briefs?

1. I believe so. Mine is on his way to pick up some take away pizza.
2. None of those are acceptabe at all.
3. Boxers.

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1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
2. What's the meaning of life?
3. If you had to move to another continent. Which one would you choose?

EDIT: Good thing you didn't make any questions Lee. This way I can keep my post.

Lee in Limbo · 12-02-2006, 11:11 AM

1) Yes.
2) Be the best version of you that you can be, but be who you are.
3) Europe.
____________________

1) If I could read your mind for one day (today), what thoughts would you blush at me learning?
2) Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter?
3) Does it mean as much to choose not to kiss the girl goodnight on the first date, even if she seems to be waiting for it?

And I still expect answers to my previous set of questions.

Jelena · 12-02-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

1) If I could read your mind for one day (today), what thoughts would you blush at me learning?
2) Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter?
3) Does it mean as much to choose not to kiss the girl goodnight on the first date, even if she seems to be waiting for it?

1. How much I'm sick and tired of my sister. I don't feel hate, but I just can't stand her anymore.
2. I have never tasted any of them. I would guess that I'd like smooth better though.
3. Don't make the girl disappointed!

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And I still expect answers to my previous set of questions.

Not from me though....
I don't post any questions and the next one can answer Lee's.

Squinky · 12-02-2006, 11:30 AM

Woot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

1) Have you ever had strong romantic inclinations towards more than one person at the same time, whether you were involved with someone or not?
2) Have you ever been sexual with more than one person at the same time?
3) Have you ever felt compelled to tell someone you love them after a particularly good sexual experience (whether you'd told them previously or not)?

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

1) If I could read your mind for one day (today), what thoughts would you blush at me learning?
2) Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter?
3) Does it mean as much to choose not to kiss the girl goodnight on the first date, even if she seems to be waiting for it?

1. Nothing, and yet... everything.
2. Either is fine, as long as I'm eating it straight out of the jar.
3. I'm not a big fan of dates. I prefer figs.

***

1. Name five qualities that your ideal milkman would possess.
2. What's your least favourite pizza topping?
3. What's your least favourite programming language?

Trumgottist · 12-02-2006, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

3. When I was vewwy vewwy widdle.

Why? It's fun a and creative - not to mention good 3d-modelling practice!

--

Ok, here's some answers:

1. Insane, paranoid, funny, original, Being in the game Psychonauts.
2. Margherita - only tomatoes? where's the fun in that?
3. Of those I've tried, it has to be x86 assembler.

--

And some questions:

1. Have you ever used your name spelt backwards in any fun way?
2. What's a plant you like?
3. Why is smoked salmon so tasty?

Lee in Limbo · 12-02-2006, 11:51 AM

1) Timeliness, freshness, cleanliness, generosity and avaialbility.
2) Anchovies.
3) Pascal.
____________________

1) What sport do you enjoy playing the most?
2) What sport do you enjoy watching the least?
3) What kind of sport would I be if I didn't make a play for you?
(rhetorical)

Drat! Foiled again.

Squinky · 12-02-2006, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trumgottist

3. Of those I've tried, it has to be x86 assembler.

*agrees wholeheartedly*

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Originally Posted by Trumgottist

1. Have you ever used your name spelt backwards in any fun way?
2. What's a plant you like?
3. Why is smoked salmon so tasty?

1. Not particularly. Although now that I think about it, "ardried" kind of sounds like it could be a method of food preservation.
2. Cacti.
3. Don't ask why. Just eat it. Mmm...

***

1. Do you enjoy being tickled?
2. Would you consider yourself emotionally sensitive?
3. If loving me was wrong, would you want to be right?

Dark Veil · 12-02-2006, 01:20 PM

1. I'm extemely ticklish so.... nope. Though for some reason this doesn't apply when I'm with someone I completely trust.
2. Overly so even when it doesn't show.
3. Probably not but since I've never ever been right, who can tell?

New ones:

1. Do you think I need a lot of confirmation?
2. What would you secretly like to do/accomplish in life that you will probably never get to do (for whatever reason)?
3. What should my new band be called? (we play melodic progressive metal)

Maquisard · 12-02-2006, 01:35 PM

1. Yes.
2. Landing on the moon.
3. Yes.

__________________

1. What's the biggest body of water you've ever taken a swim in?
2. Finish the sentence "I have a perfect...".
3. CTs or Terrorists?

Squinky · 12-02-2006, 05:47 PM

1. The Pacific Ocean. I think.
2. ...pancreas. Everyone's, like, totally jealous of it.
3. Terrorists, but only because I don't have any use for a computed tomography scan at the moment.

***

1. Do you like being alone?
2. If you woke up one morning and I was in bed with you, what would be your immediate reaction?
3. What is your favourite Disney movie?

Maquisard · 12-02-2006, 06:11 PM

1. Yeah. I need a lot of alone time, and just a little bit of friends time to keep me happy.
2. Ummm...I'd get a morning woody? But that could be just because I get them every morning.

3. I think Alladin.

_______________

1. How would you solve poverty?
2. How many yous does it take to change a light bulb?
3. What's you favorite alcoholic beverage?

***tabacco*** · 12-02-2006, 07:10 PM

1. Give everyone a million dollars. What could possibly go wrong?
2. Who needs to change 'em? Turning on the lights just reminds me I have to do the dishes.
3. I don't drink, so it's either all of them equally or none of them depending on your view

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1. What are you sitting on right now?
2. When did you last do the dishes?
3. That long? Really?

Maquisard · 12-02-2006, 07:19 PM

1. A leather reclining chair
2. Hmm...I do a spoon here and there about once a week. It's been more than two years since I lived da dorm life and had to clean my own dishes en masse (i.e. a cup, a plate, a fork and a knife, all in one washing!).
3. For reals.

_______________

1. What's the favorite pair of shoes you currently own?
2. What difficulties can you foresee with everyone in the world having at least a million dollars?
3. Besides using $100 bills as toilet paper, what other uses can you think of, in the hypothetical situation in which these notes have become worthless?

12-02-2006, 12:14 AM	#21
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	1. Because I don't have enough of an attention span for it, and I don't have enough of an attention span for most things that are generally considered "good". 2. I shave my underarms about once every couple of days during the summer, and not at all during the winter. I'm lazy. Also, I don't really have enough body hair to shave anywhere else. 3. I did for about fifteen years. Then I got LASIK'd. *** 1. Where do babies come from? 2. Did you ever actually believe in Santa? 3. Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was your favourite? __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

12-02-2006, 01:47 AM	#22
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	1) Come over here and I'll show you. 2) Yes, when I was very young indeed. 3) I seem to recall preferring April in the cartoons, and none at all in the movies, personality-wise, but that's based on how they were depicted in the cartoons and movies. The original B&W comics were the only truly cool iteration of them, but it's been too long since I read any of those. Everything else has been crap since then. ____________________ 1) Would you come over and help me paint? 2) If I were in the same room as you but you couldn't see or hear me, what would I see and hear? 3) Did I ever tell you that I was considering being a missionary or a reverend minister when I was in my early teens? __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-02-2006, 02:29 AM	#23
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	I know these aren't aimed at us non-Squinky folks, but I'll answer anyway. 1. Nope, I prefer painting all by my lonesome. 2. You would see me rocking out to some good music. 3. Nope, but that's a noble goal. _______________ 1. Who's the biggest smart-ass you know, and why? 2. Brushing your teeth: a necessity or a nuisance? 3. What's your favorite mode of transportation? __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem Last edited by Maquisard; 12-02-2006 at 02:55 AM..

12-02-2006, 03:24 AM	#24
omloflump The Impostor Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ? Posts: 640	1. If not me, some other guy. 2. It's fun in the shower — that's my two cents. 3. I live in an apartment, so elevation. _______________ 1. If I were to burgle you, what would you least like me to find? 2. Should Owen Wilson apologise to Steely Dan? 3. Michael Richards: misunderstood genius or cracker-ass? __________________ The Times

12-02-2006, 07:59 AM	#25
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	1. My 360. 2. Nope. The two of them should be locked in an empty room and given sharp objects. 3. The latter. *** 1. Elvis: like him/loath him? 2. Who is Mary Dilda? 3. Are you one of the people who have not noticed that the hat in Marquisard's avatar is painted in? __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

12-02-2006, 10:09 AM	#26
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	1. Eh, he's okay. 2. Some sort of massage instrument that you would find in a store for adults? shrugs 3. Sadly, no. *** 1. Do soul mates exist? 2. Which do you find more acceptable: bestiality or paedophilia? (You HAVE to pick one.) 3. Boxers or briefs? __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

12-02-2006, 11:01 AM	#27
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Egads! 1) I think so. I used to believe adamantly in soul mates, but made the mistake of thinking I'd found mine, only to learn I was wrong. These days, I'd have to say I'm still not sure, but I'd like to believe again, in some fashion. 2) Damn. Moral dilemma. Both are wrong. One leaves emotional scars and confused sexuality. This would seem to argue for the former, which also factors into some bizarre spiritual rituals I've read about that I'm not at all inclined towards. However, somehow the former disturbs me even more than the latter. With the latter, at least it's your own species. I would have to say that, if it was really just a matter of legal definitions based on a teenager who is legally underage, perhaps that might be acceptable. However, anyone younger than, say... ummm, twelvish?... should be left alone. Still, if you are seriously considering one or the other, perhaps you should also consider voluntary medical castration. 3) Oh good, an easy one. Boxers. nods emphatically ____________________ 1) Have you ever had strong romantic inclinations towards more than one person at the same time, whether you were involved with someone or not? 2) Have you ever been sexual with more than one person at the same time? 3) Have you ever felt compelled to tell someone you love them after a particularly good sexual experience (whether you'd told them previously or not)? __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-02-2006, 11:11 AM	#29
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	1) Yes. 2) Be the best version of you that you can be, but be who you are. 3) Europe. ____________________ 1) If I could read your mind for one day (today), what thoughts would you blush at me learning? 2) Crunchy or Smooth peanut butter? 3) Does it mean as much to choose not to kiss the girl goodnight on the first date, even if she seems to be waiting for it? And I still expect answers to my previous set of questions. __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-02-2006, 11:51 AM	#33
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	1) Timeliness, freshness, cleanliness, generosity and avaialbility. 2) Anchovies. 3) Pascal. ____________________ 1) What sport do you enjoy playing the most? 2) What sport do you enjoy watching the least? 3) What kind of sport would I be if I didn't make a play for you? (rhetorical) Drat! Foiled again. __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

12-02-2006, 01:20 PM	#35
Dark Veil Just charging up Last Online: 03-09-2008 07:52 PM Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: among the living Posts: 296	1. I'm extemely ticklish so.... nope. Though for some reason this doesn't apply when I'm with someone I completely trust. 2. Overly so even when it doesn't show. 3. Probably not but since I've never ever been right, who can tell? New ones: 1. Do you think I need a lot of confirmation? 2. What would you secretly like to do/accomplish in life that you will probably never get to do (for whatever reason)? 3. What should my new band be called? (we play melodic progressive metal) __________________ You look like you need a monkey!

12-02-2006, 01:35 PM	#36
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	1. Yes. 2. Landing on the moon. 3. Yes. __________________ 1. What's the biggest body of water you've ever taken a swim in? 2. Finish the sentence "I have a perfect...". 3. CTs or Terrorists? __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

12-02-2006, 05:47 PM	#37
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	1. The Pacific Ocean. I think. 2. ...pancreas. Everyone's, like, totally jealous of it. 3. Terrorists, but only because I don't have any use for a computed tomography scan at the moment. *** 1. Do you like being alone? 2. If you woke up one morning and I was in bed with you, what would be your immediate reaction? 3. What is your favourite Disney movie? __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

12-02-2006, 06:11 PM	#38
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	1. Yeah. I need a lot of alone time, and just a little bit of friends time to keep me happy. 2. Ummm...I'd get a morning woody? But that could be just because I get them every morning. 3. I think Alladin. _______________ 1. How would you solve poverty? 2. How many yous does it take to change a light bulb? 3. What's you favorite alcoholic beverage? __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

12-02-2006, 07:10 PM	#39
*tabacco* Friendly Server Admin Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Marin County, CA Posts: 4,087	1. Give everyone a million dollars. What could possibly go wrong? 2. Who needs to change 'em? Turning on the lights just reminds me I have to do the dishes. 3. I don't drink, so it's either all of them equally or none of them depending on your view ------------- 1. What are you sitting on right now? 2. When did you last do the dishes? 3. That long? Really?

12-02-2006, 07:19 PM	#40
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	1. A leather reclining chair 2. Hmm...I do a spoon here and there about once a week. It's been more than two years since I lived da dorm life and had to clean my own dishes en masse (i.e. a cup, a plate, a fork and a knife, all in one washing!). 3. For reals. _______________ 1. What's the favorite pair of shoes you currently own? 2. What difficulties can you foresee with everyone in the world having at least a million dollars? 3. Besides using $100 bills as toilet paper, what other uses can you think of, in the hypothetical situation in which these notes have become worthless? __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem