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Old 05-24-2007, 02:02 PM   #1401
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1. Yeah, I was four, and had medium-length blond hair. My mom bought some roses and handed them to me. The vendor was like, "Ooh, you're such a pretty girl!" ....The flowers weren't for me, dammit!
2. Hell no.
3. Male....What are you getting at?
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1. Who's the biggest douche in the world?
2. Complete the sentence: I ___________ poopypants.
3. Which of this summer's theatrical releases are you most looking forward to?
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Old 05-24-2007, 04:43 PM   #1402
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1. Who's the biggest douche in the world?
2. Complete the sentence: I ___________ poopypants.
3. Which of this summer's theatrical releases are you most looking forward to?
1. Falwell?
2. *heart*
3. I can't even name one, let's see.... Balls of Fury?

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1. Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
2. Who's the man that'd risk his neck for his brother man?
3. Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:27 PM   #1403
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1. How do I cure my impatience/restlessness when it comes to wanting to travel all the time.
What I do is watch a lot of documentaries that involve travel (not necessarilly travel specific docs)

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1. Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
2. Who's the man that'd risk his neck for his brother man?
3. Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
  1. Shut your mouth!
  2. But I'm talkin' about Shaft
  3. Then we can dig it!
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  1. Do you understand Scientology?
  2. Have you (like me) not seen even one episode of some show named Idol?
  3. Do you shun instant messaging?
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:55 PM   #1404
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1. I kind of understand the basic beliefs, but I don't understand why someone would believe it.
2. Never seen it either.
3. I've only done it when required by someone else. Chatting doesn't work well on the 'net; I need to do it in person.

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1. When you want something (more like a goal than a material thing), do you wait to for it to happen or do you go out and get it?
2. How loud is your voice?
3. Do you tend to space out?
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:24 PM   #1405
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1. When you want something (more like a goal than a material thing), do you wait to for it to happen or do you go out and get it?
2. How loud is your voice?
3. Do you tend to space out?
1. I wait to see how things are going and decide if I'll reach them at my current rate... then I make sure I have a good shot and then take it.
2. Not loud enough!!!!!!!!






3. Huh? Oh yeah.






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2. What might you say?
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Old 05-24-2007, 10:04 PM   #1406
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1. 15 years-old.
2. Don't listen to mom!
3. I would, but I'd demand proof!
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1. Should we dry out the oceans to create more breeding room for humanity?
2. What moment of your life do you wish was caught on camera?
3. Do you accept the classification of Pluto as a dwarf planet?
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:13 AM   #1407
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1. Heck no. Any loss of ocean would be completely unacceptable to sailors the world over.
2. None.
3. Not really. Our own little planet is alone enough in the Universe as it is.

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1. When will we finallly build a manned vehicle capable of interstellar travel?
2. Will it look like a Star Destroyer?
3. Would that really matter?
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:59 AM   #1408
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1. At the rate we're going, we may have to wait until the next century.
2. I think it would look more like a lawn chair strapped to a mountain of dynamite. Much like the Chinese historic attempt at space travel.

3. Not really.
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1. Out of all the jobs you've ever held, which do you hate the most?
2. How long did you have to endure it (or are you still)?
3. Is it just me, or is the word Horatio badly photoshopped over Giligan's avatar?
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Old 05-25-2007, 09:10 AM   #1409
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2. I think it would look more like a lawn chair strapped to a mountain of dynamite. Much like the Chinese historic attempt at space travel.
Heh. I heard he disappeared in a spectacular flash of flame and smoke. Strangely, he got a whole section in one of my history books on the evolution of flying machines.

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3. Is it just me, or is the word Horatio badly photoshopped over Giligan's avatar?
Wait, I thought it was MS paint'ed in. I must really be out of the technological loop.....
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:50 AM   #1410
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1. Out of all the jobs you've ever held, which do you hate the most?
2. How long did you have to endure it (or are you still)?
3. Is it just me, or is the word Horatio badly photoshopped over Giligan's avatar?
1. The one where I did filing at a medical clinic alongside a horde of perky girly girls.
2. From 2002 to 2004, i.e. during my last two years of high school and my first year of university. I suppose I could have had worse part-time jobs...
3. What Giligan himself said.

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1. Imagine yourself about ten years from now. Do you think you'll be better, worse, or about the same in terms of looks?
2. Were you better, worse, or about the same in terms of looks ten years ago?
3. Does there truly exist an objective measure of beauty, or at least, one that is more objective than others?
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:37 AM   #1411
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1. Imagine yourself about ten years from now. Do you think you'll be better, worse, or about the same in terms of looks?
2. Were you better, worse, or about the same in terms of looks ten years ago?
3. Does there truly exist an objective measure of beauty, or at least, one that is more objective than others?
1. I haven't changed much in the last twenty years so I don't expect to change much in the coming ten years...

2. See 1.

3. People have studied that for a long time. It turns out that people who's left and right side of their face aren't too different are generally considered more beautiful than others. Here's an interesting tidbit about that. And here is another one.


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1. If you could start your life all over again, what would you change, knowing what you know now about life?

2. How do you think you are perceived by other people?

3. Does that bother you?
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:47 AM   #1412
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1. If you could start your life all over again, what would you change, knowing what you know now about life?

2. How do you think you are perceived by other people?

3. Does that bother you?
1. Probably not
2. crass, unlady like, introvert
3. Not really, if you don’t like me, oh well I'll go find a new friend

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1. Favorite smell
2. Favorite music
3. If you could donate a body part which one would it be?
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:55 AM   #1413
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Dang, missed the boat.

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1. If you could start your life all over again, what would you change, knowing what you know now about life?

2. How do you think you are perceived by other people?

3. Does that bother you?
1. I'd rather not start over. Going through life all over again except with all this knowledge of what's supposed to happen in the first twenty-one years doesn't sound all that appealing. For one thing, what if choosing to do certain things differently results in even worse outcomes than the ones I've chosen in this life? Second of all, wouldn't everyone think I was crazy because of all this extra knowledge?
2. Strangers probably see me as someone who's quiet and aloof and doesn't care about others. People who know me well probably see me as someone who's extremely neurotic and emotional but keeps it all inside. People who don't know me well but witness me in situations where I excel or at least know something about what I'm doing probably think of me as more extraverted than I actually am.
3. *shrugs* Should it?
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1. Favorite smell
2. Favorite music
3. If you could donate a body part which one would it be?
1. Believe it or not, but a newborn baby smells wonderful. (Ah....the memroies.....)
2. Oh it varies. Everything from rock 'n roll to classical music, depending on my mood.
3. The first thing that comes to my mind is a kidney.

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1. What do you wear when you dress up?
2. Do you think a lot about clothes?
3. Do you think that you can learn anything about a person from the way they dress?
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1. On such rare occasions, I wear things that are simple, elegant, and usually cheap.
2. Significantly less so than the majority of women, though the fact that some people around me actually do talk a lot about clothes and keep hinting at me to care more about them does play a factor in making me think about clothing more than I would otherwise.
3. You can definitely learn the way in which they present themselves to the world, yes.

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1. Do you see life as a performance?
2. Do you believe that women and men are truly seen as equals in today's society?
3. Why/why not?
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1. Do you see life as a performance?
2. Do you believe that women and men are truly seen as equals in today's society?
3. Why/why not?
  1. Yes.
  2. No.
  3. Socially, we still have a long way to go. I certainly believe we are equal, but I don't consider myself in the majority.
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  1. Do you procrastinate?
  2. Do you think that male/female inequality is largely a difference between metro vs. rural society?
  3. How do you view male/female inequality in the metro/corporate world?
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  1. Do you procrastinate?
  2. Do you think that male/female inequality is largely a difference between metro vs. rural society?
  3. How do you view male/female inequality in the metro/corporate world?
1. What is this fascination with procrastinating? Everybody does it, so yes

2. No.

3. No two people are the same, so I think this whole male/femal inequality thing is way overblown. People are people and should be treated all the same but that doesn't make them equal. IMO.
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People are people and should be treated all the same but that doesn't make them equal.
I would change this to "People are people and should be treated equally, but that doesn't make them all the same."
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I would change this to "People are people and should be treated equally, but that doesn't make them all the same."
I guess I meant to say what you said, but English is not my native language, so it came out a bit different.

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I would change this to "People are people and should be treated equally, but that doesn't make them all the same."
Just so.
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