Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 49

Trunkyo · 07-06-2011, 06:36 PM

Heyheyouttamyway!

You get a better digital camera for your landscapes, but it turns out to be a "badder" camera instead, mischievous even, often trying to "improve" your landscape shots either by giving them weird tints of orange or purple, adding way too much flash, and of course, inserting pics of hairy fat men scratching their butts.

I wish I had a nice tall glass of ice-cold mango-passionfruit juice right now.

tsa · 07-06-2011, 07:55 PM

Zjong!

You have a nice glass of mango-passionfruit in front of you right now. Unfortunately when you start to drink it it turns out that the juice is so passionate it hugs your face, choking you in the process. Your horns start to quiver and you slowly turn orange. Two seconds later you lay on the floor. Dead as a doornail. The juice keeps hugging you until it's evaporated and leaves a sticky mess on your face.

I wish I weren't awake right now. It's 6 AM for Diana's sake.

Hammerite · 07-07-2011, 01:54 AM

CALIBAN

You fall asleep, but you have a dream in which you are awake at 6AM and cannot get to sleep. Additionally, in the dream, your perception of time is altered so that one second is equivalent to an hour.

I wish I could find a job for the summer!

bulldog · 07-07-2011, 03:19 AM

*zing- zap*

You find a summer job but it is shoveling horse poop after the daily parade.

I wish I knew how to swim.

Hammerite · 07-07-2011, 05:08 AM

Quaznagadgian!!

You gain the power to swim better than any who ever came before you - the skills of the master god-king swimmers run through your veins!!
... but the one condition of possessing these unholy and incredible powers is that they disappear when you come into contact with any liquid.

I wish the Arrested Development film would come out sooner

Intense Degree · 07-07-2011, 06:02 AM

* Donk.

The film comes out immediately but is a documentary about the band Arrested Development.

Actually I would probably watch that!

I wish I wasn't so socially inept.

kate me · 07-07-2011, 06:20 AM

Whoooshhhhhhhhh!

Suddenly you know how to deal with people and you everyone wants to be friends with you. You now have a ton of friends that are always on your head, eat all your food, borrow all your clothes , call you at 2, 3 and 4 am in the morning and borrow all your money. It seems you're very popular, and also hungry, naked, very sleepy and broke!

I wish I could go on a tropical vacation this summer.

SweetDalilah · 07-07-2011, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kate me

I wish I could go on a tropical vacation this summer.

Granted, but you go there by ship, and the ship ends up in storm, and you find yourself in the see holding on to some log, after some time you wake up on the beach of some deserted island with nothing but your clothes on yourself. Is it your dream come true or your worst nightmare?

I wish I lived in a big very expensive fully furnished villa with a swimming pool and a garden

*stepurhan* · 07-07-2011, 11:10 PM

Baworglublurp

You live in a big, very expensive, fully furnished villa with a swimming pool and a garden.........as live-in cleaner and gardener (your room is one of the closets)

I wish I was a famous adventure game character.

Hammerite · 07-08-2011, 02:09 AM

Quinlank!

You're Samuel Gordon. The only friends you have like you not for your personality or insights on various murders, but for the novelty of your staggeringly funny voice.

I wish I could play multiplayer Deus Ex with Holden Caulfield.

Lady Kestrel · 07-09-2011, 10:58 AM

*Pingpong*

You are immediately transported into Catcher in the Rye and you and Holden begin playing Deus Ex together. Unfortunately, it has become a text only game.

I wish bagels and cream cheese weren't so fattening.

bulldog · 07-09-2011, 05:48 PM

*zap*
Your bagels and cream cheese have no fat at all...... so that is all you start eating and before long your body lacks in fat and one day just just blow away never to be heard from again

I wish this *&%$*^% head ache would go away ...........ggggggrrrrrrrr

tsa · 07-09-2011, 08:59 PM

Mzonk!

The headache moves to your tooth. Now you have a toothache.

I wish I knew something to wish. My life is near perfect at the moment!

gray pierce · 07-10-2011, 12:29 AM

Bwoohahahazzzz

Your life is perfect, you have reached all your goals in life and commit suicide. You reincarnate as a Biafran Child and have lots to wish for, only no way to make any of them come true. You die at age four

I wish I could find inspiration for a project I'm working on

Hammerite · 07-10-2011, 11:39 AM

SBTRKT!

You find inspiration for the project you're working on in the form of a series of letters exchanged between you and a successful executive in the film industry. The executive steals your ideas, and executes them really, really badly (Adam Sandler as a war criminal seeking redemption!? James Gandolfini as his wife!? WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?)

I wish I could get a date.

bulldog · 07-10-2011, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerite

I wish I could get a date.

*bing -bong*

You ask a girl out and she says yes, and she tells her friends and they all want to go out with you. After two weeks you have so many girls to date, your school work starts to suffer and you flunk out of school.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsa

The headache moves to your tooth. Now you have a toothache.

I wish tsa's wish wouldn't have come true

tsa · 07-10-2011, 12:44 PM

Oh Bullsie, do you really have a toothache now?

I wish Bullsie's tootache would go away.

gray pierce · 07-10-2011, 03:58 PM

Kayaka!

Bulldog's toothache goes away but now she gets a deep aching pain in her legs preventing her to do Karate for a month

I wish I could stop thinking about Adam Sandler as a war criminal and Jame Gandolfini as his wife while picturing Charlie Sheen as their teenage Eunuch

bulldog · 07-10-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsa

Oh Bullsie, do you really have a toothache now?

I wish Bullsie's tootache would go away.

yes sweetie I do, but I think that I have fixed it. I have a crown on that tooth and a piece of steak got caught under the crown so I had to get it out. I feel much better thank you

I wish that everyone gets their wish

*stepurhan* · 07-11-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gray pierce

I wish I could stop thinking about Adam Sandler as a war criminal and Jame Gandolfini as his wife while picturing Charlie Sheen as their teenage Eunuch

Farpwingle, farpwongle, farpwungle.

You now constantly think of Adam Sandler as a Smooth Criminal (including the dance moves), James Gandolfini as his fife (the holes allegedly shot through him in a certain season finale help his playability) and Charlie Sheen as their teenage werewolf (the 1957 type, not the 1985 one and sure as heck not the 2011 one)

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulldog

I wish that everyone gets their wish

Zooooooooooooooobrup!

Everyone gets their wish (i.e the words of their wish), lovingly carved in a large piece of granite and dropped from 1,000 feet on their house.

I wish my cat hadn't just tried to leap onto my lap and, having misjudged, ended up hanging briefly by a single paw with all its claws embedded in my knee.

07-06-2011, 06:36 PM	#961
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:09 PM Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	Heyheyouttamyway! You get a better digital camera for your landscapes, but it turns out to be a "badder" camera instead, mischievous even, often trying to "improve" your landscape shots either by giving them weird tints of orange or purple, adding way too much flash, and of course, inserting pics of hairy fat men scratching their butts. I wish I had a nice tall glass of ice-cold mango-passionfruit juice right now. __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 Last edited by Trunkyo; 07-06-2011 at 08:11 PM..

07-07-2011, 01:54 AM	#963
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	CALIBAN You fall asleep, but you have a dream in which you are awake at 6AM and cannot get to sleep. Additionally, in the dream, your perception of time is altered so that one second is equivalent to an hour. I wish I could find a job for the summer! __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

07-07-2011, 03:19 AM	#964
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zing- zap You find a summer job but it is shoveling horse poop after the daily parade. I wish I knew how to swim. __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

07-07-2011, 05:08 AM	#965
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Quaznagadgian!! You gain the power to swim better than any who ever came before you - the skills of the master god-king swimmers run through your veins!! ... but the one condition of possessing these unholy and incredible powers is that they disappear when you come into contact with any liquid. I wish the Arrested Development film would come out sooner __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

07-07-2011, 11:10 PM	#969
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Last Online: 03-12-2018 06:31 AM Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Baworglublurp You live in a big, very expensive, fully furnished villa with a swimming pool and a garden.........as live-in cleaner and gardener (your room is one of the closets) I wish I was a famous adventure game character. __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

07-06-2011, 07:55 PM	#962
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Zjong! You have a nice glass of mango-passionfruit in front of you right now. Unfortunately when you start to drink it it turns out that the juice is so passionate it hugs your face, choking you in the process. Your horns start to quiver and you slowly turn orange. Two seconds later you lay on the floor. Dead as a doornail. The juice keeps hugging you until it's evaporated and leaves a sticky mess on your face. I wish I weren't awake right now. It's 6 AM for Diana's sake.

07-07-2011, 06:02 AM	#966
Intense Degree Failed Birthday Elf Last Online: 02-12-2020 08:53 AM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: London Posts: 1,032	* Donk. The film comes out immediately but is a documentary about the band Arrested Development. Actually I would probably watch that! I wish I wasn't so socially inept.

07-07-2011, 06:20 AM	#967
kate me Senior Member Last Online: 01-05-2012 08:16 AM Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 612	Whoooshhhhhhhhh! Suddenly you know how to deal with people and you everyone wants to be friends with you. You now have a ton of friends that are always on your head, eat all your food, borrow all your clothes , call you at 2, 3 and 4 am in the morning and borrow all your money. It seems you're very popular, and also hungry, naked, very sleepy and broke! I wish I could go on a tropical vacation this summer.

07-08-2011, 02:09 AM	#970
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Quinlank! You're Samuel Gordon. The only friends you have like you not for your personality or insights on various murders, but for the novelty of your staggeringly funny voice. I wish I could play multiplayer Deus Ex with Holden Caulfield. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

07-09-2011, 10:58 AM	#971
Lady Kestrel Flower bower bird Last Online: 05-23-2013 08:14 AM Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 529	Pingpong You are immediately transported into Catcher in the Rye and you and Holden begin playing Deus Ex together. Unfortunately, it has become a text only game. I wish bagels and cream cheese weren't so fattening. __________________ "Earth laughs in flowers." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

07-09-2011, 05:48 PM	#972
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zap Your bagels and cream cheese have no fat at all...... so that is all you start eating and before long your body lacks in fat and one day just just blow away never to be heard from again I wish this &%$^% head ache would go away ...........ggggggrrrrrrrr __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

07-09-2011, 08:59 PM	#973
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Mzonk! The headache moves to your tooth. Now you have a toothache. I wish I knew something to wish. My life is near perfect at the moment!

07-10-2011, 12:29 AM	#974
gray pierce Senior Member Last Online: 05-14-2012 07:11 AM Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 716	Bwoohahahazzzz Your life is perfect, you have reached all your goals in life and commit suicide. You reincarnate as a Biafran Child and have lots to wish for, only no way to make any of them come true. You die at age four I wish I could find inspiration for a project I'm working on

07-10-2011, 11:39 AM	#975
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	SBTRKT! You find inspiration for the project you're working on in the form of a series of letters exchanged between you and a successful executive in the film industry. The executive steals your ideas, and executes them really, really badly (Adam Sandler as a war criminal seeking redemption!? James Gandolfini as his wife!? WHAT IS THIS GUY THINKING?) I wish I could get a date. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

07-10-2011, 12:44 PM	#977
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Oh Bullsie, do you really have a toothache now? I wish Bullsie's tootache would go away.

07-10-2011, 03:58 PM	#978
gray pierce Senior Member Last Online: 05-14-2012 07:11 AM Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Netherlands Posts: 716	Kayaka! Bulldog's toothache goes away but now she gets a deep aching pain in her legs preventing her to do Karate for a month I wish I could stop thinking about Adam Sandler as a war criminal and Jame Gandolfini as his wife while picturing Charlie Sheen as their teenage Eunuch Last edited by gray pierce; 07-10-2011 at 04:15 PM..