Myths like "If you kick it in the nose, it'll run away" or, "If you shoot the fuel tank in its mouth, it'll explode!" (testing whether the scene from Jaws is feasible). I wonder how they're gonna test that one! 
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there,
Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere!
No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply!
Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee!
~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem
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