RLacey

^ is considering selling his trucking business and writing romantic novels for a living.

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Jatsie

^ Tried to find a copy of Herbert Garrison's "The Valley of the Penises" at a local library, before discovering it wasn't a real book.

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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Hammerite

^ writes romantic novels about the loving relationship between a trucker and his truck.

edit: youre a placebo fan too. kewl.

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RLacey

^ once wrote a children's story called "Thomas the Truck Engine", but it didn't take off.

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Hammerite

^ stole my idea but didnt get a change to plageurise it because he cant write.

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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

RLacey

^ asked Jaz to correct his spelling, but she had a seizure at the word "plageurise plagiarise".

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Jazhara7

^is right



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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant."

>>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<<

And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE!

RLacey

^ ocasionelly spels things rong when no body is looking.

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Jazhara7

^Is actually unable to speak proper english, or even spell correctly, and is just pretending to be able to do so.


*a muscle in the corner of one eye begins twitching nervously*


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!! *runs around, waving hands around madly*

*suddenly stops. A fizz, and a 'plop' sound are heard, as small cloud of steam is seen puffing off head - Brain short-circuited*



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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant."

>>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<<

And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE!

RLacey

^ has just certified my patented Jaz TortureMatic™ as ready to use, and will now be enslaved to me forever!

Or something.

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Jatsie

^^ Likes to do impressions of potassium being thrown into a trough of water.

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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

RLacey

^ tried to get me to impresonate a lump of lead thrown into a trough of water, and then saw the sparks fly as the trough broke.

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RLacey | Killer of the Thread™

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Jatsie

^ shuns chemistry in favour of alchemy and still claims he shall one day have the ability to turn lead into gold.

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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

Jazhara7

^Likes to test my newest torture techniques. And loves my classic murder ones. Want another go at the classic "Drowning in a ten hectolitre vat Raspberry Jelly after having been treated by acupuncture with paperclips"?



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- "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant."

>>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<<

And *This*...is a Black Hole - BYE!

RLacey

^ does has a ten hectolitre vat, but it's actually full of lemon curd.

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Jatsie

^ mistook liposuctioned fat for lemon curd.

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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

RLacey

^ supplied all of the liposuctioned fat from his own person.

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Jatsie

^ is having all of the fat injected into his lips.

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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara

"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena

RLacey

^ is a specialist in injecting fat into lips.

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Catbert

^ Is a secret fan of Richard Simmons.

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