Thread Must Die! - Page 796

rlpw · 02-05-2007, 05:20 AM

AARRRGH! Evast dat dere is a fittin song fer dis Thread™ ye savy. Now heave to and abandon Thread™ or ye walk de plank AARRAARRAARRGGHHH!

SSH · 02-05-2007, 05:55 AM

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting The Thread™
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...

*stepurhan* · 02-05-2007, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Not that song!

You'd prefer this one?

It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy
It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premium semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible
We're fairly incorruptible
We're sailing on the wide accountancy

RLacey · 02-05-2007, 06:07 AM

Yep

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Jazhara7 · 02-05-2007, 10:01 AM

I just cut my bunnies' claws. Lucky the little scaredy cat struggled like hell an lost a claw. And I wasn't even cutting that paw's claws at the time!

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*stepurhan* · 02-05-2007, 10:04 AM

Did you trim its vorpal fangs at the same time?

I'm presuming we're talking a rabbit of the same breed as the one in Monty PYthon's the Holy Grail here.

SSH · 02-05-2007, 10:30 AM

Jazhara7 · 02-05-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

Did you trim its vorpal fangs at the same time?

I'm presuming we're talking a rabbit of the same breed as the one in Monty PYthon's the Holy Grail here.

Not Lucky. That guy bunny is a scaredy bunny. He was struggling so much, I forgot to check his teeth. But since he's still eating, they can't be too long.

Speedy, the lady bunny however, is a true Pythonesque bunny. However, being a lady she loved the manicure and pedicure, but protested when I checked her vorpal fangs (they're still an acceptable length).

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rlpw · 02-05-2007, 11:00 AM

I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy

Jazhara7 · 02-05-2007, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlpw

I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy

You wouldn't like Speedy. She's sinewy and sleek.

Lucky however, still has baby fat. Nice and plump.

But that's alright, since you want rabbit, and they're both bunnies.

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rlpw · 02-05-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Jazzikins said
You wouldn't like Speedy. She's sinewy and sleek

Then it's rabbit n' dumplings tonight!

RLacey · 02-05-2007, 11:37 AM

Yum

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Jatsie · 02-06-2007, 12:38 AM

"Ask me about cooking rabbit."

SSH · 02-06-2007, 01:52 AM

She skins spotty doggies, too!

RLacey · 02-06-2007, 03:06 AM

And gets to fall in slurry for it.

Jatsie · 02-06-2007, 01:10 PM

Can anyone explain why German toilets have a shelf in them?

I'm rather disturbed by this.

RLacey · 02-06-2007, 01:15 PM

To put ornaments on?

Jatsie · 02-06-2007, 01:18 PM

No, no, no, not in the lavatory, in the toilet.

There's a little plateau onto which ones "business" would presumably land. It unsettles me.

Jelena · 02-06-2007, 01:18 PM

He said the shelf was "in" the toilet.

EDIT: Jat explained it.

EDIT again: I've been to Germany but never saw any toilet of that fashion. The one at our hotel was the same kind as here (and in the UK).

rlpw · 02-06-2007, 01:35 PM

Maybe so the water won't splash up on your behind when it falls?

02-05-2007, 05:20 AM	#15901
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02-05-2007, 05:55 AM	#15902
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting The Thread™ Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer? I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer... __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-05-2007, 06:07 AM	#15904
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Yep . __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-05-2007, 10:01 AM	#15905
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:15 AM Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	I just cut my bunnies' claws. Lucky the little scaredy cat struggled like hell an lost a claw. And I wasn't even cutting that paw's claws at the time! - __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

02-05-2007, 10:04 AM	#15906
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02-05-2007, 10:30 AM	#15907
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02-05-2007, 11:00 AM	#15909
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	I prefer my rabbit fried and smothered in mushroom gravy __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-05-2007, 11:37 AM	#15912
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Yum . __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-06-2007, 12:38 AM	#15913
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	"Ask me about cooking rabbit." __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

02-06-2007, 01:52 AM	#15914
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	She skins spotty doggies, too! __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-06-2007, 03:06 AM	#15915
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	And gets to fall in slurry for it. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-06-2007, 01:10 PM	#15916
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Can anyone explain why German toilets have a shelf in them? I'm rather disturbed by this. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

02-06-2007, 01:15 PM	#15917
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	To put ornaments on? __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-06-2007, 01:18 PM	#15918
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	No, no, no, not in the lavatory, in the toilet. There's a little plateau onto which ones "business" would presumably land. It unsettles me. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

02-06-2007, 01:18 PM	#15919
Jelena Lazy Bee Last Online: 06-06-2012 11:45 AM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	He said the shelf was "in" the toilet. EDIT: Jat explained it. EDIT again: I've been to Germany but never saw any toilet of that fashion. The one at our hotel was the same kind as here (and in the UK). __________________ Temporary guest in your life

02-06-2007, 01:35 PM	#15920
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Maybe so the water won't splash up on your behind when it falls? __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter