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Jazhara7 · 03-11-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

I've decided you need to prefix your posts with a synopsis.

Awww, come on! It's not even long. You start reading in the middle quote, and proceed reading outwards.

Basically, Cougarmadcat is making Sims of the characters of Neverwinte Nights 2. She asked us which outfit would fit the Bishop (Chaotic Evil Ranger. Bad guy attitude, but also very sexy) Sim. There's a link to the image she posted of the different outfits. The first of the outfits, is Bishop in the classic Tom Baker Doctor Who outfit.

To that I commented that I now envision Bishop not only drinking Starbucks coffee (an old joke. His voice actor also did ads for Starbucks), but distributing (possibly poisoned) Jelly Babies.

I then proceeded to imagined Bishop saying in the way he says "...Something you need?" (hard to explain. You have to hear it) every time you address him in game "...Want a Jelly Baby?".

Ava then commented on that, and Sorcha wondered just *what* kind of jelly baby he would be offering.

Then cougar wrote down what it would be like if Casavir (the Paladin, and love interest for females from NWN2) tried the same approach, possibly messing it up by accidentally saying "Want a baby?" with paperbag in hand, instead of "Want a Jelly Baby?" with paperbag in hand.

Ava then clarified for those who did not get the joke that of course he was offering Jelly Babies, not an actual baby, and that being the Paladin and Casavir at that, he would blush redder than roses. And any female Knight Captain would still take him by his word and assume he really did ask her if she wanted a baby, shouting "YES!!! I thought you'd never ask!" and pounce him.

Better? I believe that post was longer than the actual dialogue I posted in quotes, though.

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RLacey · 03-12-2007, 04:37 AM

Guys, I seriously think that you're missing the point of this Thread™. Some of us are trying to kill it, you know...

Jatsie · 03-12-2007, 04:56 AM

Some of us are just here to thwart you.

RLacey · 03-12-2007, 04:57 AM

Grr...

*stepurhan* · 03-12-2007, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Some of us are just here to thwart you.

I got "Thwarting for Dummies" specially.

Jatsie · 03-12-2007, 06:01 AM

Excellent, if all else fails we can at least bludgeon Robsie with a weighty book (which will most likely be on fire at the time, given my feelings on books.)

Giligan · 03-12-2007, 06:23 AM

So sad....

RLacey · 03-12-2007, 07:23 AM

I agree. It would be quite sad if you decided to thwart me. Not that you'd succeed, of course...

SSH · 03-12-2007, 07:53 AM

I thwart I thwaw a putthy tat

Jelena · 03-12-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

Some of us are trying to kill it, you know...

I'm on to you...You're not trying to kill it at all.

You've got the biggest post count by far and posting here is not exactly killing it. Now if I only could figure out what your real reason for posting here is.....

Suggestions, anyone!

RLacey · 03-12-2007, 10:28 AM

I'm attempting to be the last person to post! Unfortunately, that requires me to make a new post every time someone else does...

*stepurhan* · 03-12-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jat316sob

Excellent, if all else fails we can at least bludgeon Robsie with a weighty book (which will most likely be on fire at the time, given my feelings on books.)

There will be no book-burning as long as it's in my possession!!!

jat

My feelings about using it as a bludgeoning instrument are ambivalent.

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Originally Posted by SSH

I thwart I thwaw a putthy tat

I've never really thought of you as small and yellow.

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Originally Posted by RLacey

I'm attempting to be the last person to post! Unfortunately, that requires me to make a new post every time someone else does...

Ah, the terrible burden that is your lot. Time to reluctantly post again squire.

RLacey · 03-12-2007, 10:38 AM

My ability to create posts off the cuff... it's a gift. And a curse.

Jatsie · 03-12-2007, 12:08 PM

Anyone with a halfpenny purse of wit can come up with posts the caliber of:

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Originally Posted by RLacey

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rlpw · 03-12-2007, 12:12 PM

And do not forget the fresh and wonderful ideas of

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Whatever

and

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Quite

Those just stir me to the marrow they do.

RLacey · 03-12-2007, 01:37 PM

I'm glad. It's a challenge to retain my standard, high-quality level of posting here, but one that I feel I'm rising to.

Jazhara7 · 03-12-2007, 03:58 PM

Here's a very sweet fanart of NWN 2 by the very talented Maka.

(from left to right: Shayla, Esmerelle with Baby Knight-Captain [the player character] on her arm, and Daeghun)

And here's the dialogues she imagined that pass between the characters in the image:

Shayla: Come over here and admire the baby with us, dear! ^.^
Daeghun: It's staring at me. o_o; Why is it staring at me?
Baby-KC: *stare* o.o
Daeghun: *looks back again* Is it still staring at me?
Baby-KC: *keeps staring*
Daeghun: *turns away* Maybe if I can't see her, she can't see me! >.>;

And:

Shayla: Dear? What's wrong? You look as though you're having a palsy.
o.o;;
Daeghun: ._.; Nothing, Love, I'm fine...Just fine... *steals a glance*
Baby-KC: *stares back* ^.^ <3

Isn't it just adorable? Please, please comment on this.

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RLacey · 03-12-2007, 04:11 PM

Jazhara7 · 03-12-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RLacey

No.

~~Robert~~ Bob

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RLacey · 03-12-2007, 04:15 PM

Bob?

YOU CALL ME BOB?!

Jazhara7

03-12-2007, 04:37 AM	#16902
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Guys, I seriously think that you're missing the point of this Thread™. Some of us are trying to kill it, you know... __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 04:56 AM	#16903
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Some of us are just here to thwart you. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

03-12-2007, 04:57 AM	#16904
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Grr... __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 06:01 AM	#16906
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	Excellent, if all else fails we can at least bludgeon Robsie with a weighty book (which will most likely be on fire at the time, given my feelings on books.) __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

03-12-2007, 06:23 AM	#16907
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	So sad.... __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

03-12-2007, 07:23 AM	#16908
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I agree. It would be quite sad if you decided to thwart me. Not that you'd succeed, of course... __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 07:53 AM	#16909
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03-12-2007, 10:28 AM	#16911
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I'm attempting to be the last person to post! Unfortunately, that requires me to make a new post every time someone else does... __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 10:38 AM	#16913
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	My ability to create posts off the cuff... it's a gift. And a curse. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 01:37 PM	#16916
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	I'm glad. It's a challenge to retain my standard, high-quality level of posting here, but one that I feel I'm rising to. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 03:58 PM	#16917
Jazhara7 Ale! And keep 'em coming! Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:15 AM Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the Pattern of Reality...or Germany Posts: 8,527	Here's a very sweet fanart of NWN 2 by the very talented Maka. (from left to right: Shayla, Esmerelle with Baby Knight-Captain [the player character] on her arm, and Daeghun) And here's the dialogues she imagined that pass between the characters in the image: Shayla: Come over here and admire the baby with us, dear! ^.^ Daeghun: It's staring at me. o_o; Why is it staring at me? Baby-KC: stare o.o Daeghun: looks back again Is it still staring at me? Baby-KC: keeps staring Daeghun: turns away Maybe if I can't see her, she can't see me! >.>; And: Shayla: Dear? What's wrong? You look as though you're having a palsy. o.o;; Daeghun: ._.; Nothing, Love, I'm fine...Just fine... steals a glance Baby-KC: stares back ^.^ <3 Isn't it just adorable? Please, please comment on this. - __________________ - "esc(x) cot(x) dx = -csc(x)!" Dennis added, and the wizard's robe caught on fire. "Gosh," Dennis said, "and some people say higher math isn't relevant." >>>Inventor of the Mail order-Assassin<<< And This...is a Black Hole - BYE!

03-12-2007, 04:11 PM	#16918
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	No. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

03-12-2007, 04:15 PM	#16920
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Bob? YOU CALL ME BOB?! Jazhara7 __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.