Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 2

SSH · 02-01-2007, 06:26 AM

Pazoing-g-g-g! Your university adopts the American system of degrees and hands them out to anyone.

I wish that I had X-ray vision so I could see through people's clothes

bulldog · 02-01-2007, 06:30 AM

POOF* you now have x-ray eyes but you looked at too many people now your power is gone.

I wish everyone a bright sunny day

Panthera · 02-01-2007, 06:44 AM

*poof* Everyone has a bright and sunny day, a very bright and sunny day - The oceans evaporates, forest fires everywhere, and everyone dies of water loss..

I wish I could be thinner

SSH · 02-01-2007, 06:58 AM

*blup* You are sliced in half, longways, by an axe murderer and are now thinner

I wish that I could spend all day doing nothing

MoriartyL · 02-01-2007, 07:10 AM

*plop* You die.

I wish I could live in a videogame world!

Giligan · 02-01-2007, 07:19 AM

Granted. You are now doomed to spend the rest of your life in a video game office department, typing lifeless numbers into a computer.

I wish I lived in Manaus.

Spiwak · 02-01-2007, 07:19 AM

*SLAM* Nazi alien robots destroy your house, but since you're not a video game character you fail to jump out in the nick of time.

I wish more ladies would like-like me.

EDIT: Bah.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 07:37 AM

You are captured by a team of unscrupulous scientists to test the effects of higher testosterone and other altered hormone levels. The reesults make you a lot more violent, less intellectually capable, much hornier and generally much less well adjusted emotionally, but somewhat more likeable to a significant number of women.

I wish I had the means to crush those who oppose me.

SSH · 02-01-2007, 08:23 AM

Past tense again: now your enemies have stolen the means and are crushing you!

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

Hammerite · 02-01-2007, 08:30 AM

The rabbit in the hat jumps out and hits you to death with the bat, finishing you off with the '64 Impala.

I wish Dracula had a better car.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 08:44 AM

Assuming that the presence of "had" means something has to refer to the past is like assuming "le" or "der" means something has a penis.

Vlad dracula is exhumed and reburied in a ferrari enzo in a giant tomb with thousands of freshly impaled turks.

I wish there was an ipod that runs on AAA batteries.

RLacey · 02-01-2007, 09:08 AM

An iPod is created that runs on AAA batteries... for about five minutes.

I wish I was.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 09:22 AM

The ghost of shakespeare appears to you and gives you a modified version of hamlet's "to be or not to be soliloqui". It differs in that it's desgined to convince you to be and is a few weeks long. This results in you speaking medieval english instead of modern.

Accidental early posting

Tramboi · 02-01-2007, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

An iPod is created that runs on AAA batteries... for about five minutes.

I wish I was.

You would if you thought!
So says Descartes anyway.
I wish I paid more attention to my philosophy classroom instead of drinking beer and playing foosball.

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 09:29 AM

Unscrupulous scientists use you as a guinea pig for various new stimulants.

I wish for a bunch of extra inhabitable planets in the solar system.

RLacey · 02-01-2007, 09:36 AM

Some extra inhabitable planets appear... seconds before nuclear war claims the lives of every individual on the planet other than you.

I wish I was a Punk Rocker with Flowers in My Hair.

Tramboi · 02-01-2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Some extra inhabitable planets appear... seconds before nuclear war claims the lives of every individual on the planet other than you.

I wish I was a Punk Rocker with Flowers in My Hair.

Suddenly, you meet a Punk Rocker with Knuckles in The Hand, who don't like hippies so much.

I wish I had a clone to go to work instead of me, so I can do only nice stuff at home and still earn cash.

Squinky · 02-01-2007, 09:47 AM

*poof* While at home, all you end up doing is sitting around watching daytime television, and you become morbidly obese and lethargic as a result. Meanwhile, your clone becomes very successful in his line of work, marries the woman (man?) of your dreams, and lives happily ever after.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

bulldog · 02-01-2007, 10:08 AM

Granted... you develop a strange desire to eat all of you paperwork thus causing an intestinal blockage and you died.

I wish I could know how many licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop

undeaf · 02-01-2007, 10:23 AM

You receive an internship with the afforementioned unscrupulous scientists, where after assiting with a few other experiments performed on humans you get the opportunity to test this.

I wish that new pantherxl joysticks were made, ones with the same design, but without the durability problems, and that they don't cost much more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLacey

Some extra inhabitable planets doth appear... seconds before nuclear war claimeth th'lives of every individual on the planet other than ye.

Me and who?

02-01-2007, 06:26 AM	#21
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	Pazoing-g-g-g! Your university adopts the American system of degrees and hands them out to anyone. I wish that I had X-ray vision so I could see through people's clothes __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-01-2007, 06:30 AM	#22
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	POOF* you now have x-ray eyes but you looked at too many people now your power is gone. I wish everyone a bright sunny day __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-01-2007, 06:44 AM	#23
Panthera female animal lover Last Online: 05-19-2012 09:16 AM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 1,480	poof Everyone has a bright and sunny day, a very bright and sunny day - The oceans evaporates, forest fires everywhere, and everyone dies of water loss.. I wish I could be thinner __________________ Pennies are never the healthy end, risk all! The Panthera Effect If you can't beat Panthera, join Panthera.. My sporadically updated blogs: Animation enthusiast, Sci-fi enthusiast and Snark, pedantry and random geekery

02-01-2007, 06:58 AM	#24
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	blup You are sliced in half, longways, by an axe murderer and are now thinner I wish that I could spend all day doing nothing __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-01-2007, 07:10 AM	#25
MoriartyL Not like them! Last Online: 10-04-2015 04:39 AM Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	plop You die. I wish I could live in a videogame world! __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-01-2007, 07:19 AM	#26
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Granted. You are now doomed to spend the rest of your life in a video game office department, typing lifeless numbers into a computer. I wish I lived in Manaus. __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

02-01-2007, 07:19 AM	#27
Spiwak is not wierd Last Online: 10-28-2008 05:34 PM Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,148	SLAM Nazi alien robots destroy your house, but since you're not a video game character you fail to jump out in the nick of time. I wish more ladies would like-like me. EDIT: Bah. __________________ Spiwak! It's Kawips spelled backwards! Last edited by Spiwak; 02-01-2007 at 02:00 PM..

02-01-2007, 07:37 AM	#28
undeaf Junior Member Last Online: 12-24-2009 07:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	You are captured by a team of unscrupulous scientists to test the effects of higher testosterone and other altered hormone levels. The reesults make you a lot more violent, less intellectually capable, much hornier and generally much less well adjusted emotionally, but somewhat more likeable to a significant number of women. I wish I had the means to crush those who oppose me.

02-01-2007, 08:23 AM	#29
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	Past tense again: now your enemies have stolen the means and are crushing you! I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-01-2007, 08:30 AM	#30
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	The rabbit in the hat jumps out and hits you to death with the bat, finishing you off with the '64 Impala. I wish Dracula had a better car. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-01-2007, 08:44 AM	#31
undeaf Junior Member Last Online: 12-24-2009 07:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	Assuming that the presence of "had" means something has to refer to the past is like assuming "le" or "der" means something has a penis. Vlad dracula is exhumed and reburied in a ferrari enzo in a giant tomb with thousands of freshly impaled turks. I wish there was an ipod that runs on AAA batteries.

02-01-2007, 09:08 AM	#32
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	An iPod is created that runs on AAA batteries... for about five minutes. I wish I was. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-01-2007, 09:22 AM	#33
undeaf Junior Member Last Online: 12-24-2009 07:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	The ghost of shakespeare appears to you and gives you a modified version of hamlet's "to be or not to be soliloqui". It differs in that it's desgined to convince you to be and is a few weeks long. This results in you speaking medieval english instead of modern. Accidental early posting

02-01-2007, 09:29 AM	#35
undeaf Junior Member Last Online: 12-24-2009 07:25 PM Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	Unscrupulous scientists use you as a guinea pig for various new stimulants. I wish for a bunch of extra inhabitable planets in the solar system.

02-01-2007, 09:36 AM	#36
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Some extra inhabitable planets appear... seconds before nuclear war claims the lives of every individual on the planet other than you. I wish I was a Punk Rocker with Flowers in My Hair. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

02-01-2007, 09:47 AM	#38
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	poof While at home, all you end up doing is sitting around watching daytime television, and you become morbidly obese and lethargic as a result. Meanwhile, your clone becomes very successful in his line of work, marries the woman (man?) of your dreams, and lives happily ever after. I wish I didn't have so much work to do. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-01-2007, 10:08 AM	#39
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Granted... you develop a strange desire to eat all of you paperwork thus causing an intestinal blockage and you died. I wish I could know how many licks to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky