Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 23

LeisureSuitedLooney · 05-16-2007, 06:51 AM

*Bazoom-Ba!*

You are now fluent in English, Esperanto and Pig Latin. Ongratulations-cay!

I wish my apartment weren't as humid as a greenhouse this week! Sheesh!

Hammerite · 05-16-2007, 08:12 AM

*WazzAAAAAHH*

Your apartment is so not humid that it is impossible, and therefore is erased from existence by the Restorers Of Logic.

I wish I had a nice voice, with which to serenade the girl of my dreams.

ILoveYou · 05-16-2007, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerite

I wish I had a nice voice, with which to serenade the girl of my dreams.

Your voice is so nice that every girl wants you rip you apart... LITERALLY

I wish I was thin

Jelena · 05-16-2007, 09:25 AM

Kaboom
You are now so thin that you're actually two dimensional.

I wish I had a cat.

Hammerite · 05-16-2007, 10:01 AM

*Shal-wah Kehrbooshki Goof!*

You have a cat, though it is a Serbian tiger and eats you immediately.

I wish I was good looking.

bulldog · 05-16-2007, 10:57 AM

*poof*

you are now every girls dream..... now you have to beat the girls off with a stick.

I wish for a puppy

ILoveYou · 05-16-2007, 11:18 AM

*pffffffffffffff*

You now have a puppy that likes to eat human brain.

I wish my chinchilla would be able to talk.

Jelena · 05-16-2007, 12:39 PM

Wham!

Your chinchilla starts talking and turns out to have the worst nagging N.Y accent you ever heard. Eventually you strangle it with your bare hands since it also turns out it's a very talkative chinchilla.

I wish I could go for a ride on an old fashioned roller coaster.

Squinky · 05-16-2007, 01:38 PM

*foof* You travel back to the 1950's, and are thus forced into constricting traditional gender roles.

I wish men and women were equal.

LeisureSuitedLooney · 05-16-2007, 02:13 PM

*screeeee!*

Men and women are now exactly the same, confusing and preventing them from anymore procreation. The human race dies.

I wish I had a new apartment, to replace the one that was recently zapped out of existence, lol

Maquisard · 05-16-2007, 04:14 PM

ratatatata!

You have a new apartment. "Have" in the sense that you are literally holding it in your hand, it's so small.

I wish there was more violence in this world.

Giligan · 05-17-2007, 05:46 AM

You and me both.

..wait, that's not a corruption. Okaaaay, hmmm. Alright, there is more violence in the world, but only between the cool people and the bleeding-heart liberal types, of whom the latter aren't really worth the trouble of killing.

I wish that I had a device that would turn any game object into a real object.

Hammerite · 05-17-2007, 09:55 AM

* Porf-schvingk*

You use it on Pyramid Head.
You are dumb.

I wish I could be sweet.

Maquisard · 05-17-2007, 10:50 AM

krakatoa!

You are sweet. You dissolve quickly in coffee.

*

I wish Barney the dinosaur would die a terrible death.

MoriartyL · 05-18-2007, 12:48 AM

He finishes writing his philosophy book (a personal project of his) before he dies. His death turns the book into a worldwide cultural phenomenon (everyone loves the last words of a dead guy), and Barneyism quickly becomes widespread and changes the way people live their lives. You're going to hear silly songs being sung loudly wherever you go now. If it's any reassurance, know that Barney's death was terribly devastating to all his fans.

I wish I had all the time in the world.

tsa · 05-18-2007, 02:05 AM

Znort, your wish is granted. Now you need a hobby...

I wish I had a little friend. A little friend to pat and play with. I had a little friend once. But he don't work no more...

bulldog · 05-18-2007, 05:53 AM

*zzzzziiiiinnnnnggg*

You now have a little friend to play with, it is microscopic and it has invaded your brain.

I wish for 5 minutes of silence.

Hammerite · 05-18-2007, 06:10 AM

*Krat!*
You are deaf.

I wish that I could spend my life with that girl...

RLacey · 05-18-2007, 06:14 AM

*UINKADOGGGGAROOO!* The girl of your dreams invites you over to her house... and then butchers you with a carving knife. At least you spent the rest of your life with her...

I wish I could inhabit a world where everyone else was happy.

tsa · 05-18-2007, 09:39 AM

Ngrflupdupdupdup...

Everybody around you is now happy. This annoys you no end. The people around you laugh at you because they think you are funny.

I wish there were no SUVs on this planet anymore.

05-16-2007, 08:12 AM	#442
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	WazzAAAAAHH Your apartment is so not humid that it is impossible, and therefore is erased from existence by the Restorers Of Logic. I wish I had a nice voice, with which to serenade the girl of my dreams. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-16-2007, 09:25 AM	#444
Jelena Lazy Bee Last Online: 06-06-2012 11:45 AM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Kaboom You are now so thin that you're actually two dimensional. I wish I had a cat. __________________ Temporary guest in your life

05-16-2007, 10:01 AM	#445
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Shal-wah Kehrbooshki Goof! You have a cat, though it is a Serbian tiger and eats you immediately. I wish I was good looking. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-16-2007, 10:57 AM	#446
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	poof you are now every girls dream..... now you have to beat the girls off with a stick. I wish for a puppy __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

05-16-2007, 12:39 PM	#448
Jelena Lazy Bee Last Online: 06-06-2012 11:45 AM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Wham! Your chinchilla starts talking and turns out to have the worst nagging N.Y accent you ever heard. Eventually you strangle it with your bare hands since it also turns out it's a very talkative chinchilla. I wish I could go for a ride on an old fashioned roller coaster. __________________ Temporary guest in your life

05-16-2007, 06:51 AM	#441
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	Bazoom-Ba! You are now fluent in English, Esperanto and Pig Latin. Ongratulations-cay! I wish my apartment weren't as humid as a greenhouse this week! Sheesh!

05-16-2007, 11:18 AM	#447
ILoveYou Banned User Last Online: 01-22-2010 04:33 AM Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 382	pffffffffffffff You now have a puppy that likes to eat human brain. I wish my chinchilla would be able to talk.

05-16-2007, 01:38 PM	#449
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	foof You travel back to the 1950's, and are thus forced into constricting traditional gender roles. I wish men and women were equal. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-16-2007, 02:13 PM	#450
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	screeeee! Men and women are now exactly the same, confusing and preventing them from anymore procreation. The human race dies. I wish I had a new apartment, to replace the one that was recently zapped out of existence, lol

05-16-2007, 04:14 PM	#451
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	ratatatata! You have a new apartment. "Have" in the sense that you are literally holding it in your hand, it's so small. I wish there was more violence in this world. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

05-17-2007, 05:46 AM	#452
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	You and me both. ..wait, that's not a corruption. Okaaaay, hmmm. Alright, there is more violence in the world, but only between the cool people and the bleeding-heart liberal types, of whom the latter aren't really worth the trouble of killing. I wish that I had a device that would turn any game object into a real object. __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

05-17-2007, 09:55 AM	#453
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	* Porf-schvingk* You use it on Pyramid Head. You are dumb. I wish I could be sweet. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-17-2007, 10:50 AM	#454
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	krakatoa! You are sweet. You dissolve quickly in coffee. * I wish Barney the dinosaur would die a terrible death. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

05-18-2007, 12:48 AM	#455
MoriartyL Not like them! Last Online: 10-04-2015 04:39 AM Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	He finishes writing his philosophy book (a personal project of his) before he dies. His death turns the book into a worldwide cultural phenomenon (everyone loves the last words of a dead guy), and Barneyism quickly becomes widespread and changes the way people live their lives. You're going to hear silly songs being sung loudly wherever you go now. If it's any reassurance, know that Barney's death was terribly devastating to all his fans. I wish I had all the time in the world. __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

05-18-2007, 02:05 AM	#456
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Znort, your wish is granted. Now you need a hobby... I wish I had a little friend. A little friend to pat and play with. I had a little friend once. But he don't work no more...

05-18-2007, 05:53 AM	#457
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zzzzziiiiinnnnnggg You now have a little friend to play with, it is microscopic and it has invaded your brain. I wish for 5 minutes of silence. __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

05-18-2007, 06:10 AM	#458
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Krat! You are deaf. I wish that I could spend my life with that girl... __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

05-18-2007, 06:14 AM	#459
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Last Online: 07-11-2012 11:25 PM Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	UINKADOGGGGAROOO! The girl of your dreams invites you over to her house... and then butchers you with a carving knife. At least you spent the rest of your life with her... I wish I could inhabit a world where everyone else was happy. __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

05-18-2007, 09:39 AM	#460
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Ngrflupdupdupdup... Everybody around you is now happy. This annoys you no end. The people around you laugh at you because they think you are funny. I wish there were no SUVs on this planet anymore.