Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 13

SSH · 02-07-2007, 08:43 AM

*BZIGGY* You wish!

I wish washing wishes wasn't wishy-washy

SoccerDude28 · 02-07-2007, 09:38 AM

*Zang*
You end up washing wishy-washy wishes which wish they were not wished or washed.

I wish I had the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

bulldog · 02-07-2007, 09:57 AM

*Sparkles*

You now have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, unfortunately someone poked you with a pin and your body deflated like a balloon.

I wish for a snuggle

SoccerDude28 · 02-07-2007, 10:15 AM

*Kabooom*
Wish granted your highness. You get to snuggle with a ravenous grizzly bear.

I wish I had the brains of einstein, the skill of Michael Jordan, the Strength of Ali, the compassion of Mother Teresa, and the sex appeal of Don Juan.

LeisureSuitedLooney · 02-07-2007, 10:24 AM

*oodleso noodles!*

Due to a clerical error, you have the brains of Michael Jordan, the skill of the current-day Ali, the sex appeal of Mother Teresa, and the compassion of Don Juan. Oh, and the strength of Einstein.

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.

Hammerite · 02-07-2007, 01:52 PM

You now wish that you wished you were a fish, but you fall over in the process.

I wish that I had a herring.

bulldog · 02-07-2007, 02:32 PM

POOF ****

You now have a herring served over rice. But you have gotten food poisoning and you will never eat herring again.

I wish for some aspirin

LeisureSuitedLooney · 02-07-2007, 02:44 PM

*SLARDIBARGFARST*

You now own the collected novels of Robert Aspirin...

I wish I could be a hero on the show Heroes.

Giligan · 02-07-2007, 03:41 PM

*yppacsiretupomcym*

You now have the super ability to make that show interesting.

I wish I had a kitchen appliance version of Denny's in my kitchen.

LeisureSuitedLooney · 02-07-2007, 04:00 PM

*Blizzle-Fizzle*

You now have William Shatner as Denny Crane in your kitchen, and he refuses to leave!!

I wish the moon really WAS made of cheese!

Jatsie · 02-07-2007, 05:38 PM

*piiiing!* The moon is now made of cheese, cream cheese to be exact. The Earth's gravitational pull causes cheese to rain down daily upon the planet, resulting in chaos and a strong inescapable odour of feet.

I wish Tom Cruise would spontaneously combust, on live television.

bulldog · 02-07-2007, 06:11 PM

Oh Jatsie that is the best wish ever

POOF****

Tom Cruise spontaneously combust on live television and you sell the rights to You Tube and make millions and you will have me as your concubine.

I wish for a ice cold coke

rlpw · 02-07-2007, 06:17 PM

ikyikyikypitang!!!!
You have a block of ice cold coke and are immediately arrested for possession.

I want an Nvidia 8800GTX 768

[toj.cc]Phantom · 02-07-2007, 06:57 PM

*Phhhhhffft!* Wish granted! But it breaks before you even get a chance to set it up.

I wish that I had a Silver Black Phantom Bike that I can ride like a bat out of hell!

Hammerite · 02-08-2007, 12:12 AM

You ordered a silver black phantom bike but you got a silver and black phantom riding a bike to come to your door and he hacked you to death with his disk, which was orange if you're interested.

I wish I could change shape... all the cool things i could do if i could change shape...

SSH · 02-08-2007, 03:23 AM

*do-do-do-do-doodly-do*
You change shape into a hamster and find yourself inside Richard Gere

I wish that it was easier to write the Countdown music as words.

Squinky · 02-08-2007, 10:11 AM

*ping* It's easier, but only slightly so. You still can't do it.

I wish I were a hamster inside Richard Gere.

SSH · 02-08-2007, 10:19 AM

*zpwwx* You are the hamster inside Richard Gere's HEAD!

I wish I was the handsomest guy on the planet

LeisureSuitedLooney · 02-08-2007, 10:28 AM

*shamalamadingdongaroonie!*

You are the handsomest man on the planet...The Planet of Woody Allen Clones!!

I wish Hollywood would stop making remakes.

bulldog · 02-08-2007, 10:34 AM

Sparkles*

Hollywood stops making remakes and you are stuck in a time warp.

I wish for a fish

02-07-2007, 08:43 AM	#241
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	BZIGGY You wish! I wish washing wishes wasn't wishy-washy __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-07-2007, 09:38 AM	#242
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Last Online: 08-20-2016 10:39 AM Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	Zang You end up washing wishy-washy wishes which wish they were not wished or washed. I wish I had the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger. __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

02-07-2007, 09:57 AM	#243
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Sparkles You now have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, unfortunately someone poked you with a pin and your body deflated like a balloon. I wish for a snuggle __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-07-2007, 10:15 AM	#244
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Last Online: 08-20-2016 10:39 AM Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	Kabooom Wish granted your highness. You get to snuggle with a ravenous grizzly bear. I wish I had the brains of einstein, the skill of Michael Jordan, the Strength of Ali, the compassion of Mother Teresa, and the sex appeal of Don Juan. __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

02-07-2007, 01:52 PM	#246
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You now wish that you wished you were a fish, but you fall over in the process. I wish that I had a herring. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-07-2007, 10:24 AM	#245
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	oodleso noodles! Due to a clerical error, you have the brains of Michael Jordan, the skill of the current-day Ali, the sex appeal of Mother Teresa, and the compassion of Don Juan. Oh, and the strength of Einstein. I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.

02-07-2007, 02:32 PM	#247
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	POOF **** You now have a herring served over rice. But you have gotten food poisoning and you will never eat herring again. I wish for some aspirin __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-07-2007, 02:44 PM	#248
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	SLARDIBARGFARST You now own the collected novels of Robert Aspirin... I wish I could be a hero on the show Heroes.

02-07-2007, 03:41 PM	#249
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	yppacsiretupomcym You now have the super ability to make that show interesting. I wish I had a kitchen appliance version of Denny's in my kitchen. __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 02-07-2007 at 03:50 PM..

02-07-2007, 04:00 PM	#250
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	Blizzle-Fizzle You now have William Shatner as Denny Crane in your kitchen, and he refuses to leave!! I wish the moon really WAS made of cheese!

02-07-2007, 05:38 PM	#251
Jatsie Lovable rogue Last Online: 05-20-2012 12:39 PM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Great Britain Posts: 6,378	piiiing! The moon is now made of cheese, cream cheese to be exact. The Earth's gravitational pull causes cheese to rain down daily upon the planet, resulting in chaos and a strong inescapable odour of feet. I wish Tom Cruise would spontaneously combust, on live television. __________________ "Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena Gay-Nerds.com

02-07-2007, 06:11 PM	#252
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Oh Jatsie that is the best wish ever POOF**** Tom Cruise spontaneously combust on live television and you sell the rights to You Tube and make millions and you will have me as your concubine. I wish for a ice cold coke __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-07-2007, 06:17 PM	#253
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	ikyikyikypitang!!!! You have a block of ice cold coke and are immediately arrested for possession. I want an Nvidia 8800GTX 768 __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-07-2007, 06:57 PM	#254
[toj.cc]Phantom The Punisher Last Online: 07-27-2012 02:18 PM Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pleasant Plain, Ohio Posts: 771	Phhhhhffft! Wish granted! But it breaks before you even get a chance to set it up. I wish that I had a Silver Black Phantom Bike that I can ride like a bat out of hell! __________________ I've got a bad rap as a senseless killer. Let me point out that I am a very sensible killer.

02-08-2007, 12:12 AM	#255
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You ordered a silver black phantom bike but you got a silver and black phantom riding a bike to come to your door and he hacked you to death with his disk, which was orange if you're interested. I wish I could change shape... all the cool things i could do if i could change shape... __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-08-2007, 03:23 AM	#256
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	do-do-do-do-doodly-do You change shape into a hamster and find yourself inside Richard Gere I wish that it was easier to write the Countdown music as words. __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-08-2007, 10:11 AM	#257
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	ping It's easier, but only slightly so. You still can't do it. I wish I were a hamster inside Richard Gere. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-08-2007, 10:19 AM	#258
SSH Super Scottish Hero Last Online: 03-16-2011 05:41 PM Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	zpwwx You are the hamster inside Richard Gere's HEAD! I wish I was the handsomest guy on the planet __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-08-2007, 10:28 AM	#259
LeisureSuitedLooney Rabid Tasmanian Devil Last Online: 06-01-2010 08:58 AM Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 1,158	shamalamadingdongaroonie! You are the handsomest man on the planet...The Planet of Woody Allen Clones!! I wish Hollywood would stop making remakes.

02-08-2007, 10:34 AM	#260
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Sparkles* Hollywood stops making remakes and you are stuck in a time warp. I wish for a fish __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky